Something must change. The Yankees, who just lost two of three (5 of 6 on the season) to the Red Sox, are definitively in _last_ place, and (through "channels") have Stein=Steamed. Torre has had ample opportunity to prove himself worthy of this lineup, and should obviously be damn thankful for the pitching that he was given this year. Lineup is not hitting lately? A whack-a-mole rotation and pen so far into the tank that publicly humiliated starters get called on to save the game one day after their demotion and loss of face only to emerge a hero? Yankee pitchers giving up long balls like business cards at an Amway convention? Joe's fault. Heads. Must. Roll. Case in point: last night, Karstens got his leg broke by the first pitch of the game to Julio Lugo; there goes Torre leaving a guy in there too long in a knee-jerk reaction to make up for the quick leash he's had on the other guys this year, and by dumb luck the patsy gets the win. Talk about abusing your pitchers. Obviously, he should have swapped out for Igawa after the anthem and prior to the first pitch after demoting him if he knew a thing or two. What was he doing starting three rookies consecutively this year anyway, _and_ calling up Hughes? Moron. Look at the total lack of extra-base hits across the lineup as of late (prior to "pad my stats" ARod hitting as a _god_ distracting attention from what was a team's losing record before he finally returning to near-earth orbit), not to mention the fact that there were three guys hitting south of .230 playing in a "must" game this afternoon. Torre's clueless. Gone, I say, Yes, gerbil says he's out. However, he read in a picture book that this is a democratic society, and what gerbil wants is not necessarily what gerbil gets, despite his keen insight. Who do you vote off the show, in this week's episode of "You're Fired!"
a) Torre
b) Cashman
c) Guidry
d) Rubenstein
e) Selig
f) Billy Martin
g) Alex Rodriguez
h) Ronan Tynan
i) Kate Smith
j) Bob Sheppard
k) Michael Kay
l) Himself (nope, not an option; that's Somebody Else's job)
m) Nobody (see g)
n) George/Dick/Giuliani
o) He falls back asleep
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