I'm sure Eric Gagne would have been saying the same things about New York or Milwaukee (well, maybe not Milwaukee), but it's still gratifying to hear:
I want to be a closer. I have always wanted to be a closer. I see myself as a closer. But a chance to have 15 more saves or win a World Series, that was a pretty easy choice.
Also, how cool is this photo?

Maybe we're focusing on yesterday to avoid looking at today, where Tim Wakefield, always a mystery, will face Jeremy Guthrie, who has been impressive this season and has already shut down the Sox once -- before he was mystifyingly removed in the ninth, leading to the Mother's Day Miracle. In fact, Guthrie is looking more and more like the potential sleeper pick for AL Rookie of the Year.
Maybe familiarity will breed contempt among Sox batters, and they'll hammer out a nice, easy win (hey, he's not a lefty; there's at least a shot). I need to get some work done, and as much as I'd like to see Gagne pitch for the Sox, I'd rather not have to worry about the score past the fourth inning.
Comment away!
Boston:
1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. J.D. Drew, RF
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Coco Crisp, CF
8. Doug Mirabelli, C
9. Alex Cora, SS
SP: Tim Wakefield
Baltimore:
1. Brian Roberts, 2B
2. Corey Patterson, CF
3. Nick Markakis, RF
4. Kevin Millar, 1B
5. Miguel Tejada, SS
6. Aubrey Huff, 3B
7. Jay Payton, LF
8. Jay Gibbons, DH
9. Paul Bako, C
SP: Jeremy Guthrie, RHP



Loved, just loved seeing KG at Fenway! Celtics are gonna be tough this season.
Posted by: observer | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:38 PM
yeah they are. Man, my poor Knicks. Not so encouraged about the future of that team.
Posted by: Nick-YF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:45 PM
So I was going to try to write this gamer, but Paul beat me to it while I fiddled with Typepad. Oh well...thanks a ton to the authors for inviting me on, and I apologize for not responding yesterday. Apparently my employer equates typepad with fantasy sports, facebook, and porno, because they're all blocked by nanny software.
Haven't seen it mentioned here yet, but JD Drew missed the last couple games to be with his sick son in the hospital. Major surgery, apparently, but nothing else has been released. It seems at least somewhat likely to me that this is something Drew's been dealing with for some time. If that's the case...it goes a long way towards explaining his struggles.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:46 PM
i dig the lineup today... OBP > speed! dougie's going deep today!
Posted by: Ric | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Drew's still out with his son. The new lineup:
1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. Coco Crisp, CF
7. Eric Hinske, RF
8. Doug Mirabelli, C
9. Alex Cora, SS
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Lowell batting 5th, protecting Manny and Ortiz! I've wanted to see that move all fricken year.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:11 PM
More "swing-at-the-first-pitch-no-matter-what" offense from Brian Roberts and the Orioles today. Hopefully Wake will baffle them.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:14 PM
Also, what's up with gameday's hit-or-miss radar gun? Some days it shows the speed and movement of the pitcher at Fenway, some days it does not.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:15 PM
Come on Peroia, increase that .750 August average!
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:19 PM
So Gabbard is making his first start as a Ranger today against Cleveland. He's allowed one run in four innings so far, and just induced a double-play ball to end a runners-on first and third threat. I'm not going to care what happens with Gabbard if Gagne pitches well in the postseason, but I do have a bad feeling that trade will look pretty good for Texas in a year or two. And yes, I know the sample size for Gabbard is very small...
Little Pedroia works a leadoff walk on a borderline ball-4. Good ab.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:21 PM
Pedroia draws a walk after getting down 1-2!
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:22 PM
The Rangers have always needed starting pitching. They usually finish in the top 3 in home runs but end up losing games 15-14, or some other rediculously high number.
I lived in Dallas until 1993, and got to see Nolan Ryan pitch. It pisses me off to see them get rid of guys like Kenny Rogers and Chris Young, only to have them contending for the ERA title the next year.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Nice of Gagne to leave out the fact that the extra 2.1 million he got from the Sox makes up for the 15 saves.
Posted by: Woosta YF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:27 PM
I was hoping to see Youk bunt Pedroia over. He's been in a funk lately and sometimes playing small ball can jump-start a team's offense--not to mention it would have taken Pedroia out of the double-play, though it never happened.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:27 PM
Clemens gives up 4 straight hits to the White Sox, who now lead 2-0 with 2 runners on base. Roger's ERA up at 4.13 again.
How sweet it is.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:29 PM
Ugh. Ortiz pops up a belt-high...something...either a terrible changeup or a terrible breaking ball. 85 mph. Should have been crushed. And Manny continues his run of intepditude, chopping the third pitch he sees to third for the final out. Wasn't a strike.
3-0 Chi-Sox in the Bronx. Roger's given up five straight hits to start the second.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Correction: FIVE straight hits, 3-0 White Sox.
Let's see how those Yankees bats do when they've got an early hole to dig out of.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Correction: FIVE straight hits, 3-0 White Sox.
Let's see how those Yankees bats do when they've got an early hole to dig out of.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Millar with a monumental at-bat, thirteen pitches then a single.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Has time made my memory ungenerous, or am I correct that there weren't too many Millar ABs like that one back in the day?
Posted by: stuck working | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:35 PM
I like the fact that the Yankees are all so hot right now. Offense is inherently cyclical. If all the Yankees are hot at one, then they'll all be cold at once, hopefully just in time for them to start playing real teams with real pitching staffs.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:36 PM
5-0 White Sox. Wakefield is efficient with a DP and strikeout quickly after the leadoff single.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:36 PM
So Millar has single-handedly doubled Wake's pitch count. But it doesn't matter, because Tejada chops the first pitch to short for a doubleplay. Cool.
Thome swats a 1-2 pitch into left to plate two more runs. Be real nice to take a game back in the standings today.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:37 PM
I don't know how the hell I double posted. My bad.
Millar makes himself a pain in the ass by fouling off 9 pitches before getting a single on pitch #13.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:37 PM
6-0. 11th batter for Clemens this inning coming up.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:37 PM
Hey, welcome aboard, Josh. You've been deserving of it for a long time...
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:38 PM
8-0...has Clemens ever given up so many so soon? Or in a single inning for that matter?
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:39 PM
Crisp gets the Sox' first hit. Four walks for him yesterday, so he's on in five straight appearances.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:40 PM
I love saying "God bless Coco". Seems I say it more every day.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Fun fact: Coco crisp was the frist Sox player since Yaz in 1968 to go 0 for 0 with four walks in a game.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:44 PM
Yaz also went 1 for 1 with five walks n 1971. Manny, Mo and Yaz are the only Sox players since 1957 to record five walks in a game.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:45 PM
damn it i had clemens in my lineup today :(
Posted by: TJ | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:47 PM
punch yourself, TJ. Real life > fantasy team.
Posted by: Brad | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:49 PM
Guthrie walked both Dougie AND Cora? Get us going, Pedroia.
Clemens' line score: 1.2 IP, 8 runs, 3 earned.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:50 PM
Man, you almost never see the Red Sox leave the bases loaded without scoring...
Posted by: Brad | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:51 PM
Damnit, Pedroia strikes out with the bases loaded.
At least Guthrie's up to 47 pitches. He won't last past 4 innings at this rate.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:52 PM
Droid whiffs. 4 LOB through two.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:53 PM
Gol dern it.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:53 PM
Thanks, Paul. I'll try to be more active then I've been, but it's really hard for me with the schedule I'm on to get up early enough to participate...
Pedroia just swung at a ball near his chin to strand the bases loaded. Disgusted...
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:53 PM
WOOHOO! Gameday just started showing the speed and break of Wake's pitches.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Oh, only three earned runs, huh? Too bad, lol
Clemens gave up eight earned runs in 1.1 IP in 1988, an 18-6 loss to Detroit. Gave up four in the first, four in the second.
He also gave up eight earned runs in 1.1 IP in 1995, an 8-3 loss to Minnesota. Clemens again gave up four in each inning.
He's given up at elast eight runs in 16 career starts (now 17), only three times (now four) had he lasted frewer than three innings in doing so. Only once before (1992) had five of those runs been unearned.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:57 PM
0-2 count and then 4 straight balls? Goddamn you Bako.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:57 PM
We need to start throwing fastballs at BRoberts' head. I swear he bats .750 when he's playing us.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:58 PM
Goddamn you Bako.
That's on Wake, not Bako. Walking the #9 hitter, who is at .215? Weak.
Now Roberts singles and Tim's in a jam.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 01:59 PM
whew"
Posted by: Brad | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:01 PM
So Garland in the Bronx took the 8-run lead and started the bottom of the second by allowing three straight hits. Then a homer to Betemit. 8-4 White Sox.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:02 PM
//That's on Wake, not Bako//
Yeah, but Bako should have swung at some of those crappy pitches. I blame him for being too patient! ;-)
Thankfully none of it matters as Patterson pops up. Wake up to 50 pitches though.
Oh wait, I keep forgetting that the 2007 Red Sox don't need to worry about our bullpen having to pitch too much! God having a nice bullpen rocks.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Incidentally, Clemens recorded a game score of 2 in that Twins contest.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:03 PM
Wow. Can the ChiSox suck any more?
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:03 PM
The White Sox are pathetic. Best not to get hopes up, even with an 8-0 lead. They truly stink.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Starting to blow an 8-run lead? Sounds like the White Sox alright.
I just hope there's not another Yankee home-run derby today. 3 days in a row of that is enough to make a Boston fan want to slit his wrists.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Haha the Monster claims another crappy defensive LF. Maybe. Actually I think it was just bad communication...Ortiz with a gift of a double.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Papi egts things going with the double. The last few games, it's as if he's been giving all his doubters a big middle finger.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:04 PM
5 straight hits for the Yankees.
Ortiz stands at 2nd after Payton screwed up a catch, it looked like.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Ah, well it looked like a solid double on GameDay ;-)
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Papi and Manny come through! That's what we like to see Manny.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Manny knocks him in! That's the way it's supposed to work!
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Manny deep single to left. 1-0 Sox.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Manny crushes a liner towards Wily Mo Peyton, and it clanks off the bottom of the monster. A double in most parks, an RBI single in this one. 1-0 Sox.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Johnny Damon makes the first out of the Yankee half.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Over/under on curtain calls in Yankee Stadium today? 5.
Over/under on "turning point" claims if the Yankees come back today? 155.
It's sad that this is what has happened to the Yankee season narrative; the team has been so streaky that nobody has any clue which way is up. At least with the Sox they've been consistent for a long while: consistently mediocre.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:07 PM
I just realized that Papi is leading the team in batting average. I still can't believe Youk's average has dropped like 50 points in the last month and a half.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:08 PM
A-Rod up with a chance to tie the game. 8-5, one out, two on.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Two straight seasons now where Youk's fallen off a cliff as soon as May finished. Maybe that deal for Helton would have been a good idea after all...
8-5 in the Bronx, and A-Rod's up as the tying run. And it's still the second inning.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:13 PM
He singles. 8-6.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:15 PM
Has anyone else noticed that all season Wake's knuckleball speed has been WAY down? The last 4 years it was consistently 67-69, but this year it's in the low 60's/high 50's. Maybe it's an adjustment he and the pitching coach worked on?
Wake retires the side on 7 pitches. Beautiful.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:15 PM
The White Sox are effin unbelievable.
Posted by: Brad | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:15 PM
How often do two teams bat around in the same inning of the same game?
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Garland out after only 56 pitches. That seems like a horrible outing, until you compare it with Clemens' 39 pitches.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:17 PM
On the plus side, Jeff Karstens isn't exactly...a good pitcher. And he's going to be in for a little while. So Chicago probably isn't done scoring yet, either.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:17 PM
HINSKE HOMER! 2-0 Sox.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Hinske! Making up for that strikeout with Crisp at 2nd earlier.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Hinske homers! 2-0.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:18 PM
BACK-TO-BACK by the two lowest averages on the team!
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:19 PM
Mirabelli! 3-0! Production from the bottom today.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:19 PM
That's impressive. But again, I'd rather the Yanks get all their scoring out of the way now...
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:19 PM
Hahaha Dougie does what he does when he isn't striking out and crushes one over the monster.
A nice bonus to smacking around Jeremy Guthrie: Might help give Pedroia/Oki/Matsuzaka a better shot at the RoY.
Posted by: Josh SF (D1) | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:20 PM
Pedroia with the single -- two innings late :-P
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:21 PM
Seriously, the Yankees have tied it, and have a chance to go ahead on Posada's double.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Wheee! Belli hits one with the gusto he hits the Olive Garden "Pasta Thursday" menu!
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:23 PM
8-8 in NY -_-
Posted by: TJ | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:23 PM
New game after two innings at Yankee Stadium.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:23 PM
Paul:
Any teams ever match eights in one inning? Baseball Ref to the rescue!
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:24 PM
3-1 after the triple and sac fly by the Orioles.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:27 PM
It sets the MLB record for most runs scored in the second inning of a ballgame, previously held by Philly-Detroit (10-4) in 1913, and NY-Detroit (11-3) in 1936.
The record for most runs by two teams in an inning is 19, and there are several instances of 18, including in 2004, when the Ranegrs scored 10 and the Tigers scored eight in the fifth.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:29 PM
Again, we need to start throwing fastballs at BRoberts' head. Wtf.
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:30 PM
In 1996, the Rangers scored 16 runs by themselves in the eighth inning of a game vs. Baltimore.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Damn it. Tied.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:31 PM
No one really thought three runs would be enough to win this game, did they?
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:32 PM
was that a blooper that plated those runs?
Posted by: Ric | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Ric: yep.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:34 PM
About time Manny's first-pitch-swinging strategy started paying off. One more hit and he's above .300
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:35 PM
I hate Wakefield. He's always three pitches from a three run pukefest.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:36 PM
Lowell kills the potential rally. Yuck.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:37 PM
God bless Coco!
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:37 PM
Another home run from Hinske would be nice with Crisp aboard. That DP really hurts now.
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Coco is on. If Manny or whoever had been on their game, Sox would have scored there.
Posted by: Devine | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Who wants to bet that Lowell doesn't reach 100 RBI and ends the year hitting about .281? Any takers?
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:39 PM
8 hits, three walks, 11 baserunners and THREE F*CKING RUNS.
Same old story, every goddamned day.
Posted by: SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:40 PM
He's been hitting .340/.385/.480 in his last 25 games, with 18 RBI, so I'd be wary of making any deals, SF...
Posted by: Paul SF | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 02:42 PM