Hank: "We've Got To Own Harder..."

"...Own Smarter. I inherited a LOT of money (I mean it's a shit-ton, and that money came from the ship business so I know how much a shit-ton is) and I landed a team worth the Franklin Mint, and I had better decide for myself to earn that money. I've got to start owning the way Stuart Sternberg is owning. I need to start treating it like when I was younger and going after that inheritance, like I'm in a thin-walled duplex in Channelside and trying to score a condo in Brandon. Harder and smarter! By force, if necessary. RANDY! Hit me with this 2 X 4! And make it hard and smart!"

Randy swings and misses.

Yeah, I'm bored.

Comments

[Nick -YF]

well done

[walein]

Hilarious. You put me in the room, a fly on the newly painted wall.

[Kazz]

Can anybody explain to me why the Yankees were projected to win the division this year, other than the fact that they are the Yankees?

[SF]

Can anybody explain to me why the Yankees were projected to win the division this year, other than the fact that they are the Yankees?

This is crazy, writing off a talented and injured team that is a few back in May.

And Gerb, great stuff!

[LocklandSF]

I actually thought it was a real quote for a second. I mean, he's capable of saying that.

Good stuff AG.

[DR]

I hope SF is right and all this is just premature Yankee depression. It doesn't feel like it. I liked Hank better when his silver spoon was firmly placed IN his mouth.

Will this usher in a new era of Ken Phelps trades?

[nettles]

I find Hank even more hilarious than George. His ranting sounds so idiotic. Nice parody, AG.

It's early, folks. SF's right...the Yanks aren't out of this thing yet by a long shot. We're about where we were last season and we still managed to get it together.