No Touching! Rangers-Yanks Gamer II

Gob: "Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. Come on."

Tonight, it's Goba Joba attempting to get the Yankees back on track while the Texas sends Kevin Millwood. Joba has come pretty close to matching the high expectations of his ridiculous exposure and billing. The problem is, the pitching wasn't the issue last night; Moose was great, but a Posada double and Giambi triple (??) went for naught. I don't know how much uniforms cost, but last night the only bat to do any heavy lifting against the dismal Texas staff was that of Alex Rodriguez, who tied Jimmie Foxx on the all time list with his 534th round rap. I suppose when Alex comes to the plate, there's always a runner in scoring position.

Lineups follow, comment away.

Texas
I. Kinsler 2b	.321
M. Young ss	.285
J. Hamilton rf	.312
M. Bradley dh	.318
D. Murphy lf	.270
M. Byrd cf	.245
C. Davis 1b	.333
J. Saltalamacchia c	.215
R. Vazquez 3b	.320
K. Millwood	5.08
NY Yankees
J. Damon dh	.315
B. Gardner lf	.000
B. Abreu rf	.283
A. Rodriguez 3b	.322
J. Giambi 1b	.263
J. Posada c	.286
R. Cano 2b	.242
W. Betemit ss	.266
M. Cabrera cf	.244
J. Chamberlain	2.03