Choose the Candidate best equipped to handle an international crisis, and explain why:
A: Manny Ramirez
B: Ozzie Guillen
C: Lou Pinniella
D: Sarah Palin
The better president would be:
A: Joe Torre
B: Tito
I've got $700 billion to spend and a shaky empire. I'm calling:
A: Brian Cashman
B: Theo Epstein
C: Omar Minaya



Question 1: A. Lou Pinella would scream really loud, and Ozzie would just call someone a faggot. But Manny would smile and give everyone hugs until everyone was happy.
Question 2: Pass
Question 3: D. Warren Buffett. Turn that 700 billion into 7 trillion!
Posted by: Atheose | Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 08:12 PM
1) D
2) A
3) B
Posted by: Roon | Friday, October 03, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Def not Manny: he'd just quit two years before the contract was up unless he got his way.
Posted by: Brad | Friday, October 03, 2008 at 01:38 PM
wow, the love for manny really is gone...i just can't understand why sox fans have the rep for turning on their heroes...just kidding, but remember the good he did as well as the bad...you guys win zip without him...
Posted by: dc | Friday, October 03, 2008 at 07:35 PM