NY's Free Agent Grand Slam

At least one NY team made a big acquisition today. With its biggest gun retiring, SNL was in need of a heavy hitter, and they got one in our pal Michaela Watkins, who has the looks of Andie McDowell and the timing of Woody Allen. Top Chef is debuting its new season tonight, so it only seems appropriate to post this food tv parody featuring NBC's next big star. Be warned: NSFW! (But very, very funny.)

PS: This one's pretty great, too.