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Posted by: YanksFanSince76 | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 09:44 AM
"A-Rod's lips are sealed (look closely at photo), A-Rod will not say a word. You will not hear A-Rod name names. Going forward though A-Rod will begin to point to any and all steroid offenders that A-Rod knows."
- Alex Rodriguez
(In my head I just picture Alex referring to himself like Jimmy from Seinfeld did...)
Hey I tried.
Posted by: John - YF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 09:44 AM
I did not have sex with that woman...
Posted by: David Pinto | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Wow, that HCG really brings out some good color in your roots!
Posted by: Benjamin | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:03 AM
I bet you get caught first.
Posted by: EP-SF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:13 AM
What happens at the All Star game, stays at the All Star game.
Posted by: maxwell horse | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Damnit, I just clicked on the jpeg link. This prize is a sham! I feel so used.
Posted by: maxwell horse | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:16 AM
"I told you to stop calling my cousin!"
Posted by: sticky_bit | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Yo, man. If you don't stop beating up 70 year old men at the park, they're going to link this crap to roid rage. You have to chill out, buddy. What the hell? That bitch over there has been following me everywhere.
Posted by: Brad | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:19 AM
"Manny, can I poke your fanny?"
Posted by: TJ Sox Fan | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:36 AM
"I see you are into Kabbalah too!"
Posted by: SF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:04 AM
See, what you need to do is blame it on something your doctor prescribed for you for a private matter and he *thought* wouldn't interfere with the drug policy. You got that!?
Posted by: leah. | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:07 AM
"Do those pills make your hair longer too?"
Posted by: Atheose | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:22 AM
For the last time--I'm not going to introduce you to Madonna! But if you're nice to me, I might let you meet my cousin.
Posted by: SamW | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:23 AM
I'd rather confess than wear that wig to hide my big, acne head
Posted by: chrisj | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:28 AM
I told you getting that sex change would only get you in trouble.
Posted by: Michael Myett | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:39 AM
"I knew your D-cups weren't natural.'
Posted by: ponch - sf | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Pull my finger. I smell like lady farts.
Posted by: Hit Dog | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:36 PM
"So what do you take to hit in the clutch?"
Posted by: IronHorse | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:38 PM
....said, 'pull my finger.' So I did. And then she tooted three bars of "Material Girl." Amazing muscle control. Anyhoo, it's really hard to find support AND comfort. You really need a custom fitting.
Posted by: attackgerbil | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:44 PM
oop.. ponch and hitdog already covered it.
Posted by: attackgerbil | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:47 PM
"...like this big, I'm telling you."
Posted by: AW | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Manny: "Hey, do I smell Madonna?"
Posted by: Atheose | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 01:13 PM
"hahahahaha you guys are stuck with that Lugo guy over there hahahahaha"
Posted by: SF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 01:25 PM
"Don't call me bitch tits!!!"
Posted by: krueg | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 01:38 PM
"That guy over there beats his wife right?"
Posted by: walein | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 02:18 PM
"I know, they all seem to think we're horses right?"
Posted by: walein | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 02:19 PM
"Here, Manny, you've got a spot of foam on the corner of your mouth. Lemme get that for you."
Posted by: smh00a | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 02:21 PM
"When I do this, my right one lactates. When I do it with the left, nothing happens. Go figure."
Posted by: Nick-YF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:14 PM
"hey, does this smell like old lady to you?"
Posted by: sf rod | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:33 PM
(I don't know if we're voting, but Atheose's one about 8 replies up gets the win from me)
Posted by: ponch - sf | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:34 PM
sorry ath, didn't see yours.
Posted by: sf rod | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:34 PM
since ath beat me to it, i'll try again.
"no, no, no. we'll try it again. it goes...where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe"
Posted by: sf rod | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:40 PM
If I had to vote I'd go with Krueg's, which made me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Atheose | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 03:44 PM
"Your hair tie is stunning...wanna do some roids?"
Posted by: Devine | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 04:16 PM
"No, really. Shoot up in your eye. Really."
Posted by: I'mBillMcNeal | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 04:24 PM
"Rememeber, if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours I know a woman you can see"
Posted by: Rob SF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 04:45 PM
"Manny, you're my brown-eyed girl."
Posted by: Paul SF | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 04:53 PM
Manny: "It's okay, I have the NYU Delta Zeta sorority house on speed dial for such an occasion."
Posted by: Atheose | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 05:37 PM
That would be immediately followed up with something like....
Wait what... we have who at third while im on th DL....
or
You can use the same bit for most of the bullpen :)
Posted by: TJ Sox Fan | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 08:51 PM
You want more fuego? You should take what Madonna takes before we sado maso.
Posted by: birdmanofvt | Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:05 PM
"i'm telling you man, that shit'll turn your lips blue..."
Posted by: dc | Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 07:54 AM
Garnier Fructose?
Posted by: derekclive | Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 07:56 AM
AROD ~"Hey Manny, I know you are going for the Rue Paul look with the hair and man boobs... If you really want to go all the way with that, I got this cousin who can hook you up with some good stuff..."
Posted by: Ronnie | Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 09:39 AM
No worries, I've been doing it for years and they've yet to catch on.
Posted by: Shmooove | Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Not funny, man, you *know* the needle goes in the fleshy part of the glute. If you ever stick me in my taint again, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Posted by: Shmooove | Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 11:29 AM
"Those female hormones really make your hair shine!"
Posted by: the mayor | Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 10:56 PM